Wednesday, January 22, 2014

Not Discussed in Polite Company ....

I have been writing this post in my head for a couple of weeks .... trying to decide if I should do it.  My husband says people put too much about themselves out there ... and I know I do that already ...  this might be crossing a line??

BUT .... as my SIL told me this morning .... if it could help somebody ...  I should go for it ...

So ... let's talk CONSTIPATION!  There I said it!!

I have been constipated for .... ever.  Maybe a bowel movement once every 2 or 3 days ... or I might go a week and have to drink Milk of Magnesia. I read somewhere that humans are SUPPOSED to go 2 or 3 times a DAY!  Ha!!  I would get especially uncomfortable when traveling .... always packed MOM for any trip!!   Anal Retentive, Constipated, Full of Shit .... whatever you want to call it ... it sucks!!   But it has been this way for me FOREVER!!

Probably the worst sign of how very bad my condition is was my attempt to have a colonoscopy when I turned 50, per Dr.'s recommendation.    Met with the Dr., scheduled the procedure, got all the nasty stuff to drink, drank the nasty stuff following directions and had the whole liquid diet for a weekend .... NOTHING MOVED.  At about 3am the morning of the procedure, which was scheduled for 7:30am, I finally had a bowel movement ... but that was it.   Showed up for the procedure anyway ... filled out all the paperwork .... reported lack of "movement" during the cleanse process.  Three or 4 enemas later .... STILL not empty ... AND THEY SENT ME HOME!!  No procedure.  Apparently I truly am TOO FULL OF SHIT!!    They told me that if I wanted to have the procedure then next time I would have to drink 2 gallons of the nasty stuff and do a liquid diet for 4 days.  I have yet to go back.  =/

Fast Forward to August 2013 when I started using Plexus Products.  With my initial success on the Plexus Slim and Accelerator+ .... which is now at 16lbs lost in 5 months ... I decided to try some of their other products and purchased the Pro-Bio5 and the BioCleanse.   I'll write more about the Pro-Bio5 in another post ... this one is singing the praises of the BioCleanse!!  WooHoo!!


Note that the above graphic states "relieves constipation" twice .... it's worth saying twice!!  Maybe even three times!!    It really works for me!!  And it is/was not at all harsh.  It isn't what I would call a cleanse ... or what most people seem to think of as a cleanse.   It doesn't cause cramping and emergency runs to the bathroom.  It has simply made me REGULAR.  Sometimes twice a day regular!    It's a miracle!!  Ever since September 2013 I have been REGULAR.  Even when we drove to Florida and back over Thanksgiving and ate fast foods and big meals that week .... regular.  Amazing.

Is it doing all those other things the graphic mentions?  I hope so!!  They sound great!!  All I know is that I am REGULAR!!  And I am feeling better than I have felt in a LONG time.  I'm getting healthier from the inside out!

Plexus Products are FANTASTIC and I highly recommend purchasing what people are calling "The Fab 5" .... Plexus Slim, Accelerator+, BioCleanse, Pro-Bio5, and X-Factor (vitamin).    I am using all of these products and love all of them.

If you are interested in joining me on this journey to Health (and Wealth) go to this website: http://www.plexusslim.com/CindyMackinnon   and check it all out!

If you have been talking to someone else about Plexus products and happened upon this post ... please ask them for more info!